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Casting off! (also known as binding off!)
This is a critical part of the project. A bit like if I didn’t finish sentences with periods It’s annoying isn’t it Or does the Internet not care about periods anymore If you don’t cast off, your project will unravel and die and shrivel up in a corner and you’ll get a pile of yarn You don’t want a pile of yarn
So you have your (finished << THIS IS CRITICAL) project. You can start with either side.
Knit/purl two stitches, whichever you prefer.
Pull the first stitch over the second one.
Knit another stitch. Repeat until end of row.
(there’s another stitch at the end that’s already been cast off. You can’t see it very well)
At which time you will get something like this:
Cut the last loop and pull tight. You should probably also weave the loose end into the stitches. I don’t have a picture for this one because I didn’t want to cut the yarn. You’re smart. You can figure it out.
I suck at this. I suck so much I use my own system for writing patterns. Here’s what I consider the official magical master list for knitting pattern decodation: http://www.craftyarncouncil.com/knit.html
The ones I use: K (knit), P (purl), ** (to mark off repeating, e.g. “*k2 p2* until end of row”) (also used: parentheses, brackets, single asterisks). DPN for double pointed needles. I have decided right now to adopt St st (stockinette stitch: when you alternate knitting and purling rows) and CO/BO (cast on/bind off). Sometimes I use R for rows. I think that’s it…
Also often used, at least in my opinion: WS/RS (wrong/right side of fabric, or the side that’s seen), rep (repeat), dec/inc (decrease/increase, which I shall address next. which leaves you one post further from dpns) (I use d/i, because i’m THAT LAZY)
You will also see all of these abbreviations uncapitalized.
So I’ll rewrite last time’s pattern in abbreviations (assuming Fairly Thick yarn and needles):
- CO 6
- St st to desired length
A fairly simple pattern. A really simple pattern. Among the simplest patterns you will ever see. As always, you should mess around with length, yarn type, knitting needle size, and whatever else you feel like messing around with.
but wait we’re poor people we don’t have that kind of money
Once we get to dpns all hell will break loose. ALL my weird projects involve dpns. Would you guys prefer it if I did DPNs before increasing/decreasing
but wait both patterns require that?
Very well, cruel world, I shall do increasing/decreasing stitches first.
IF THERE ARE ANY *EXTREMELY* COMMONLY USED ABBREVIATIONS OR MISTAKES I MADE PLEASE COMMENT BELOW.
needle is a wooden sword
made to poke eyes out.
^^^ macabre much