HELLO. My name’s Cae. Caeden for long.
I write things, read things, occasionally review things, blog about things, and rant about things.
I’m Chinese-American (California!), self-diagnosed with autism (which means i may not post or reply to comments in a completely normal manner), pan/gray? romantic asexual non-binary (which means I use xe/xem/xir or they/them pronouns and that i’m hella gay), and mentally ill (which means I occasionally will take a very long time to reply to comments. or post).
I’m a teen from an upper-middle class family but with unsupportive parents so >:(. If you want me to boost something on Twitter or Tumblr send me the link and I will totally boost it for you.
By day, I go to school; by night, I am your barista here at the treehouse café* in the middle of nowhere. I recommend the chocolate dragons and the upside-down pineapple cake, and also the lemon balm tea. I grew it. It might poison you.
* We are conveniently located on the world ash Yggdrasil, surrounded by the nothingness of the void. The views are fantastic. Baldur’s Ice Cream & Chocolate is not responsible for injuries caused by falling off the front porch.
There are lodgings upstairs. You can stay there overnight, or you can take your drinks and leave, or you can sit at a table and kind of linger there momentarily. Business is slow. It’s quiet in here.
Occasionally there’s an open mic in the attic. You can check it out here. Sometimes strange things happen there. Sometimes strange things do not.
If you want to talk to me privately in the back room, you can contact me here. I’m on Twitter (@caedxnli) and Tumblr (@voidsareus, but please ask before you follow). You can also email me: caedxnli [at] gmail [dot] com.
I’d love it if you stayed for a while. I’m usually up for talking (being depressed is fun). And besides, you’d be surprised what happens…